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Contents of this Chapter: | ||||
Introducing: Neddie Seagoon Eccles Bluebottle Major Dennis Bloodnok Hercules Grytpype-Thynne Count Jim Moriarty Miss Minnie Bannister Mr. Henry Crun Anatomy of a Telegoon Rod Puppet... |
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Introducing: |
Neddie
Seagoon Well known for, "What what what what what what what what what what?" (To which Grytpype-Thynne usually replies, "Only ten watts? You're not very bright are you, Neddie!") Impersonator of blue-blooded aristocracy, the entire Royal Air Force and idiots, this one hundred ton hero was born in Broadcasting House, and is still trying to find his way out. Believes EXIT refers to some kind of laxative. Neddie is the central figure of all the shows. Cheerful, likeable, and gullible, his greed for money and gold regularly leads him astray. |
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Eccles Spike admits that the character Eccles was pinched from the Disney cartoon character Goofy, for which he developed a fondness as a boy.
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Bluebottle Bluebottle is the playmate of Eccles, and most shows contain an extended scene with just him and Eccles. |
Bluebottle string puppet Photograph � Violet Philpott, used with permission. |
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Major
Dennis Bloodnok A devout coward either retired or deserted from the Indian Army. He is a thief who tries to steal from one and all. He is afflicted with extreme gastric distress, and his introductory theme is usually followed by a bizarre series of explosions and bubbling noises. He comments on these sounds himself with "No more curried eggs for me!" or "Quick, nurse, the screens!" or "Ooh, it's no wonder I can't go to parties anymore!" Occasionally the sound effect won't play, and he'll comment, "I'm cured!" |
Bloodnok rod puppet Still from The China Story � GFL |
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Hercules
Grytpype-Thynne A character with a posh, educated voice based on that of English actor George Sanders, who often played a suave cad. Grytpype-Thynne is a crook and con man, and the basic plot of most shows revolves around his efforts, and those of his henchman, Count Moriarty, to swindle Neddie Seagoon. |
Grytpype-Thynne rod puppet Note: The arm on the LH edge of the photo belongs to the Major Bloodnok rod puppet, out-of-sight behind the Grytpype puppet. Photograph � Violet Philpott, used with permission. |
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Count
Jim Moriarty French scrag and lackey to Grytpype-Thynne, who usually introduces him and attributes to him some outlandish title or record that he holds ("Has played the male lead in over 50 postcards"). Delightfully wretched in his poverty and degradation. |
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Miss Minnie Bannister Spinster and sexy senior citizen who plays modern rhythm-style saxophone and regularly breaks out in song or dance. Although she refused to be quoted directly, some Sanders-style flattery induced Miss Bannister to reveal that she had once danced the Can-Can at the Windmill Theatre, and that in the naughty nineties she had been, "The darling of Roper's Light Horse." She also hinted at a former passionate involvement with a bounder named Bloodnok. When pressed, however, she screamed and referred all further questions to her spokesman and companion of honour, Mr. Henry Crun. Miss Bannister is the Auntie of Captain Osric Pureheart and also Bluebottle. A bannister (alt. Eng. spelling) is also the hand rail and posts used in a stairway, hence the "Didn't I see you on the stairs?" joke. (Note: Milligan got the quaver in Minnie's voice by pinching his neck and wobbling it about as he spoke her lines.) |
Minnie Bannister rod puppet Photograph � Violet Philpott, used with permission. |
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Mr. Henry
Crun (Full name Henry Albert Sebastopol Queen Victoria Crun) "Mnk-grnk-mnk-mnk-grmp." (Persistent questioning failed to refresh Mr. Crun's memory as to the identity of Mr. Henry Crun, beyond the remark, "Henry Crun? Mnk - isn't that the name of - mnk - Henry Crun?") Former employee of the firm of Wacklow and Crun. A crumbling, fumbling, very old man. But he takes Elderly Gentlemen's Get Fit hormones and is the nearly lusty paramour of Minnie Bannister. Most shows contain an extended scene with just Henry and Minnie. |
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Acknowledgements: Character bio's based on material in Spike Milligan's The Goon Show Scripts (see Bibliography section), Wilmut and Grafton's The Goon Show Companion (see Bibliography section), and on material available at the Goon Show Preservation Society (GSPS) web site (see Links section). | |||||
Anatomy of a Telegoon Rod Puppet... |
A photographically created "X-ray" rear view of Neddie Seagoon's cranial anatomy
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